Tea and crackers


The awkward moment when your dramatic reveal is ruined when the man you almost strangled to death four acts ago doesn’t recognize you.

Aaaaaauuuugh! Coriolanus gifs!!!!! oliviaknits!!!!!!

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#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

Bolding mine.

I hope I live long enough to attain even a tenth of Barrowman’s “you fucking martian” face.

I love you, John Barrowman.

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Great minds

  • Julie: All the geeks have Loki on their phone! "I am burdened with glorious purpose."
  • Julie and Me in unintentional unison: Yeah, a purpose in my VAGINA!
  • *fistbump*

How bra stores seem to think things work:

  • Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
  • C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
  • Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.


Congratulations to the costuming department of “Captain America 2” for saving money by only buying Chris Evans’s tank tops and T-shirts in children’s sizes.

*standing ovation*

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Doing my work yesterday I came across a man called Herbert Beerbohm Tree, a Shakespearean actor from the 1800s… why is this important, I hear you ask. LOOK AT HIM:


I genuinely thought I had turned the page over to Tom Hiddleston. But the book I was looking at was written before Hiddles became super famous. 

No wonder he’s so into Shakespeare.

And here we have proof that Tom Hiddleston is a Shakespeare loving vampire.

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Late shift at Kroger

  • Cashier #1: ...so they, like...tuck it. They tuck the penis back and like, tape it, with, like...duct tape, or something.
  • Cashier #2: I don't...what? How do you know this?
  • Cashier #1: I watch waaaaay too much RuPaul's Drag Race.

I literally just went through this.

A comic about me.


I literally just went through this.

A comic about me.