Tea and crackers

Perfect for snacking.

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uhouse:

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firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



#death from above

this post makes me cry every single damn time


I giggle until I cry every.time.

uhouse:

endquestionmark:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

image

#death from above

this post makes me cry every single damn time

I giggle until I cry every.time.

(Source: boypart, via my-garters-are-cuter-than-yours)

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drugs are bad, mkay?

Friend:
Just go get yourself some Chloraseptic spray. It will make you feel so much better.
Me:
I can't drive when I'm on vicodin!
Friend:
Well, wait until the vicodin wears off, drive to a pharmacy quickly, and then take the vicodin when you get back.
Me:
That might work.
Friend:
Just...wait until you don't look quite so Courtney Love-ish.
Me:
...what???

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